I’d like to park my corrective shoes under your bed, baby…?

…is not a very good pick-up line (so I’ve discovered). What are some good ones?








POLL: Black Mesh T-shirt %26amp; Gold Chain or Bowtie %26amp; Pocket Protector?

I’d like to park my corrective shoes under your bed, baby…?
wear nothing but those corrective shoes baby!





you just asked the wrong person, try the easy ones with low standards.
Reply:Drat. Imagine my disappointment to find there was more to this question and you weren%26#039;t coming on to me. Don%26#039;t put yourself down (your lopsided gait makes it unseemly when you try to stand again) it%26#039;s a fantastic pick-up line, and you had my head swimming with visions of orthopedic insert insertion and the velcro from your strap-overs rasping against my monobrow as we 69-d.





(sigh) I suppose there are some physical expressions of love that are just too ethereally beautiful for this world to see.
Reply:While it%26#039;s difficult for me to resist a man in corrective shoes (there%26#039;s nothing sexier than a man with a pronounced limp), you might want to try something a little spicier like...





%26quot;Hey baby, wanna share some of my prune juice?%26quot; (Every woman loves to have a clean colon).





%26quot;Mind if I park my Rascal scooter in your garage?%26quot; (The smart women will get the double entendre).





I%26#039;d mix it up and go with a black mesh t-shirt and a pocket protector. You%26#039;ll appeal to a larger quantity of women.
Reply:%26quot;My corrective shoes%26quot;, Man you need help in a big was. Stare reading poetry, It can%26#039;t hurt, and man it is sure to help you of some thing to say. I all way found that %26quot; excuse me, did you drop this money on the floor%26quot; always broke the ice. Also just a nice compliment about them or what they were waring. Just talking to a girl is better, then tiring to use a %26quot;pick up line%26quot;
Reply:Can you hold my cane for me. That works on me. And your corrective shoes are welcome anytime.


Black mesh and a bowtie I can use the tie when you%26#039;re not behaving later..
Reply:You will put them in the cupboard with all the rest and don%26#039;t be so disrespectful, it%26#039;s Mr Baby to you.
Reply:Hmm...I wish I was the wine that I just spilled down your shirt?


Okay, that%26#039;s even worse!
Reply:i%26#039;ve heard i have a big schlong. that works for me!
Reply:I am a guy and I would like it if a girl said that to me



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